Steve-O's Vomit Chronicles

Steve-O's Vomit Chronicles

Upbeat Rap, electric banjo, really obnoxious music
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[Intro]  
Yo, gather 'round, let me tell you a tale,  
About a wild ride, where laughter prevails.  
In the heart of Florida, the sun shined bright,  
Steve-O’s on the scene, ready for a night.  
[Verse 1]  
2002, it was a crazy year,  
Jackass crew, bringing wildness and cheer.  
Florida parking lot, the vibe was insane,  
Steve-O with a stunt, that’ll never be tame.  
Watch him spin and swirl, prepped for the thrill,  
But when he hit the ground, oh, it was a spill!  
[Pre-Chorus]  
Cameras rolling, the laughter erupted,  
Steve’s on the pavement, a look that corrupted.  
Onlookers gasping, can't believe what they see,  
It’s not just a movie, it’s pure comedy!  
[Chorus]  
That’s a fact, that’s a fact, it’s a rap,  
Steve-O vomited, now look at the map!  
It’s a rap, Minecraft movie, a wild act,  
Pour the laughs on the ground, watch the story unpack!  
[Verse 2]  
From stunts to pranks, he’s a legend no doubt,  
Rewind the moment, like stars we shout.  
Pavement was wet, but the spirits were high,  
Adventure with Steve-O, under the sky.  
[Pre-Chorus]  
With friends by’s on the scene, ready for a night.  
[Verse 1]  
2002, it was a crazy year,  
Jackass crew, bringing wildness and cheer.  
Florida parking lot, the vibe was insane,  
Steve-O with a stunt, that’ll never be tame.  
Watch him spin and swirl, prepped for the thrill,  
But when he hit the ground, oh, it was a spill!  
[Pre-Chorus]  
Cameras rolling, the laughter erupted,  
Steve’s on the pavement, a look that corrupted.  
Onlookers gasping, can't believe what they see,  
It’s not just a movie, it’s pure comedy!  
[Chorus]  
That’s a fact, that’s a fact, it’s a rap,  
Steve-O vomited, now look at the map!  
It’s a rap, Minecraft movie, a wild act,  
Pour the laughs on the ground, watch the story unpack!  
[Verse 2]  
From stunts to pranks, he’s a legend no doubt,  
Rewind the moment, like stars we shout.  
Pavement was wet, but the spirits were high,  
Adventure with Steve-O, under the sky.  
[Pre-Chorus]  
With friends by his side, they laugh through the pain,  
Each crazy moment, they’re losing their brains.  
What more can you ask for, this wild ride,  
In the heart of the parking lot, let friendship collide!  
[Chorus]  
That’s a fact, that’s a fact, it’s a rap,  
Steve-O vomited, now look at the map!  
It’s a rap, Minecraft movie, a wild act,  
Pour the laughs on the ground, watch the story unpack!  
[Bridge]  
So here's to the moments when life gets absurd,  
The laughter, the joy, the memories stirred.  
Steve-O shines bright, a star of his class,  
In a parking lot saga, nothing can surpass!  
[Outro]  
So when you think back on that wild scene,  
Steve-O's 2002, a laugh just like a dream.  
With stories to tell, in every state,  
That parking lot moment, we celebrate!  
[Chorus]  
That’s a fact, that’s a fact, it’s a rap,  
Steve-O vomited, now look at the map!  
It’s a rap, Minecraft movie, a wild act,  
Pour the laughs on the ground, watch the story unpack!