Punk Rocker’s 2026 Anthem

Work is racist!

Parents are bad!

Bed times are fascist!

Not paying rent is rad!

Punk rocker squatting with an insecure woke girl

Waking up at 4 pm on a pile of PBR cans

She is pulling all the weight and I’m just a punk rockin all night long!

You see, here is the punk rocker’s secret

And this goes for eye rolling liberals too

Ok, so surround yourself with spineless beta dudes that won’t question the propaganda you spew and don’t let them know you technically still live at home but

Parents are racist!

Parents are corporate!

Parents are fascist!

I bet parents haven’t even heard of GG Allen!

Punk rockin

Punk rocker squattin

I’m always right

You’re a bad meanie bad bad corporate meanie if you disagree with me

Sing it together boys

You’re canceled!!!!!!!!!!

You’re canceled!!!!!!!! (Woo woooo!!!!)