Puppies & $hells

Ayo…

I saw a puppy smilin’ at me, man…

And I ain’t trust that sh*t.

Shell-shocked, turtle facts in the back… what?

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Puppies in the pit, I ain’t barkin’ just for fun

Snap like turtles when I’m stressin’ in the sun

Shell on my back, carry weight, never run

Did you know turtles breathe through they butt? (what?)

I walk with a pack of Chihuahuas, they lethal

One bark, they surround you like beetles

Snappin’ like turtles in heat, I’m cerebral

Did you know some live past 100? They peaceful

Reptile vibes in my soul, slow pace

But I bite like a dog when I’m pushed, no grace

Saw a pug do a backflip, had me amazed

Then I Googled fun facts for like 42 days

I don’t smile, but I pet dogs daily

Black pitbull with a gold chain, name’s Hades

Used to trap with a box turtle in the basement

He ain’t say much but the vibe was sacred

Leatherback big as a Benz, that’s facts

Puppies in a circle barkin’ over boom bap

Sippin’ on syrup with a Yorkie in my lap

Livin’ like a villain but I still respect that

[Ruby] Turtles don’t got teeth, but they still got bite

[$crim] Puppies in the pit barkin’ loud all night

[Ruby] Cold-blooded chill, I could sleep through a fight

[$crim] But I’ll snap like a turtle if the mood ain’t right

Puppies in the pit, I ain’t barkin’ just for fun

Snap like turtles when I’m stressin’ in the sun

Shell on my back, carry weight, never run

Did you know turtles breathe through they butt? (Yeah!)

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“The oldest known turtle lived to be over 180 years old… and he never dropped a mixtape.”