There's a doctor livin' in your town
There's a lawyer and an Indian, too
But neither doctor, lawyer nor Injun chief
Could love you any more than I do
There's a barrel of fish in the ocean
There's a lot of little birds in the blue
But neither fish nor fowl, says the wise old owl
Could love you any more than I do
No, no, no it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
I'm gonna warn all the dead-eyed dicks
That you're the chick with the slickest tricks
And every tick of my ticker ticks
For you, follow through
Tell the doc to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tomahawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
No, no, no it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
And confidentially I confess
I sent a note to the local press
That I'll be changin' my home address
For you, follow through
Tell the doc to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tomahawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
No, no, no it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
I'm gonna send a hot communiqué
To warn the boys down at Cripple Creek
That every dimple of your dimpled cheek
Is mine, so to speak
Tell the doc to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tomahawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
Like I do
Like I do
Like I do
Like I do