[Intro] There once was a man who roamed the streets of a town looking for men to kill and got women to fuck [Verse 1] The man would come to the town at 10PM at night while lonely horny men would walk around looking for girls to fuck, but then the man would warn everybody by yelling (THE PENIS MONSTER IS HERE) everybody ran to hide from this terrible man, he had a whip and a gun and his penis in his hand, he was 6 feet tall and he was very strong and his penis is 6 inches and he walks down the street ready to fight men and steal and fuck hot women [Pre chorus] The lonely men screamed in fear when they see this jacked big dicked tall beast, he then would wrap it whip around men's necks and tie them up and carry them deep into the forest and then bring back the men only to be shot up, stabbed and dicked down [Chorus] So help me! (And the penis man is here!) You save me! (the penis man is angry) The man running at lonely horny men with his penis in his hand and his whip ready to capture and he would yell (You better get your skinny ass back over here boy!) then the men would yell (NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!) [Verse 2] The man would capture me and carry them on his back then he would capture women, Some say he would dick down the women the torture them, the man would wear sweat pants and have his shirt off and had short hair and had a attractive face that the town women could not resist, the man brought terror to the town, scaring kids to stay in their houses [Verse 3] Even the police was not scared of the man, the police was in danger too, one night man came from the forest and broke into the police department and killed and dicked down all of the police officers in there, nobody ever found out until 6 in the morning! (OH MY GOD! PENIS MAN WAS HERE!) [Pre chorus] One day the mayor sent out 5 hitmen with guns to go hunt down the man, then at 9PM at night the hitman were sent out into the dark to hunt [Chorus] Then the nex morning the 5 hitmen were found dead in the middle of a dirt road shot up, stabbed and dicked down, the mayor was angry because of how many people are dying (What the hell?) [Bright: Mayor] What the hell? How the hell are this many people dying? Why the hell is nobody doing anything about it? I'm supposed to have the biggest dick in this town! You know what! THAT'SIT! [Chorus] Then the Mayor sent out all of the town's strong men to go out and fight the man, at 9PM all of the town's strong men came out of their houses with their shirts off and their guns out, then they all waited until 10PM when they hear the man yell (THE PENIS MAN IS HERE!) Then the strong men drew their guns and pointed them at the man, then the man arrived into the town WITH A FUCKING MACHINE GUN! (OH FUCK ME!) Then the strong men pointed at the man then the man said (Hahaha you small penises really think that your muscles and guns are going to stop my big dicked machine gun?) then the man fired at all of the strong men killing them while capturing the hot women

The penis man