Donald Trump

Hello my name is Donald Trump

Yes my penis is small

Yes I have tiny hands

Yes my face is orange and so is my hair

I even have a orange stain in my underwear

Me and Putin are great great friends

(no we are not)

I will get Putin to stop the war in Ukraine

Well shit, I’m not having much luck with Putin

(I told you Trump that we are not friends)

Putin is a stupid son of a bitch now!

My name is, my name is, my name is Donald Trump

My

My

My name is Donald Trump

Man I can’t figure out why I’m loosing supporters, could it be I lashed out at Kennedy? Is it that I talk a big game but show no actual progress?

Mr Putin why don’t you like me

(get away from me you small penis hand man)

But I love you Putin!

(Consider this relationship over!)

Noooo why, I lost my other boyfriend just a few months ago… Elon I miss you

I hope no one questions Elon musks black eye before the breakup

Okay this is the end of the song, while I’m at it I’m just gonna start world war 3