I'm a clumsy fool

I trip on air like it's a trap

Walk through life with a comedy map

I'm dropping my phone no matter what I'm doing

I'm leaving a trail of disasters in my wake

There's a bruise for every fall

Yet I still can't seem to learn at all

Dropped my keys yet again

Chaos follows me like it's natural

Oh, I'm a clumsy fool in a world so sharp

Breaking glasses just to leave my mark

Stumbling through like I own the mess

A walking disaster, I must confess

Tried to dance, but I stepped on toes

Grace in me? Well, no one knows

Knocked the lamp when I turned around

With my shattered pride all on the ground

They say it’s charm some kind of art

To wear my chaos like a beating heart

But I’m just a human, gravity’s friend

Will this clumsy streak ever end?

Oh I’m a clumsy fool in a world so sharp

Breaking glasses just to leave my mark

Stumbling through like I own the mess

A walking disaster, I must confess

I'm a clumsy fool

If it wasn't for bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

I trip on air

I drop everything all the time

I'm such a clumsy fool

But I can't help it

That's how my life goes all the time

I'm a clumsy fool

I'm a clumsy fool

Ooooh, oooooh, oooooh

I'm a clumsy fool