🩸 [Intro – Whispered, layered voices] Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man… The Muffin Man… He lives on Drury Lane… But you’ll never leave the same… ⸻ 💀 [Verse 1] Down in the dark where the ovens burn, Drury Lane don’t ever learn. Sweet little Sarah went out to play, Now her shadow’s all that stays. Apron white, but the stains don’t fade, Knife in hand and a twisted blade. Whispers rise from the cellar floor, Count the crumbs—they’ll lead to gore. ⸻ 🔥 [Pre-Chorus] Momma said don’t walk alone, But I heard the bell and smelled the scones… I was just a kid with change in hand… Now I’m buried beneath the muffin stand. ⸻ ⚰️ [Chorus] Do you know the Muffin Man? He smiles with a butcher’s plan. Bakes his lies in sugar crust, Feeding death with every trust. Drury Lane, the fog rolls in— Another child, another sin. Muffin Man, your mask is cracked… But the bodies never come back. ⸻ 🥀 [Verse 2] He hums like a lullaby lost in a scream, Sprinkles your fate like a sweet little dream. Trophies in jars by the gingerbread wall, He feeds the town… and takes them all. Candied eyes and a marzipan grin, He lets the next poor soul walk in. They say he’s kind—just old and sweet… But those muffins taste like meat. ⸻ 💀 [Pre-Chorus 2] Momma cried when I went cold, But I’m still here in the muffin mold. Ghosts all dance in powdered shame, He never even knew my name… ⸻ 🔥 [Chorus 2] Do you know the Muffin Man? He lives where no soul can stand. Mixes blood with flour and fear, Feeds your guilt then disappears. Drury Lane, don’t close your eyes— That scent ain’t cinnamon, it’s lies. Muffin Man, you’ll never see… You’re next on the recipe. ⸻ 🩸 [Bridge – Spoken / Growled] He feeds the weak. He kills the kind. He bakes your bones with twisted rhyme. A tale so sweet… you’ll swallow whole… Until he eats your f—king soul. ⸻ 🔥 [Final Chorus – Screamed and Layered Vocals] DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?! He hunts with a sugar-stained hand! Drury Lane’s a house of pain, No one leaves that street the same! Baker, butcher, beast inside— Feed the hunger, run and hide! Muffin Man, you’ll rot in flame… But first… he’ll learn your name. ⸻ ☠️ [Outro – Whispered with fading music box tones] Do you know the Muffin Man…? Because he knows you…

The Muffin Man Murders