While Angie’s Away

[Intro – distorted voice + thumping beat]
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Yo, she packed her bags, took Schmoope to the hills
Left us wild in the trenches, paying bills
Now it’s madness on the mic, moonlight in our veins
While Angie’s away… we go insane 🔥

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[Verse 1 – Rap Rock]
Angie gone with her Schmoope on lock
Out in WV where the cell don’t talk
Peter’s slingin’ snakes like it’s moonlight magic
Selling dragons to a dude in a velvet jacket

Mike’s in a frenzy, chasing birds through mud
Yellin’ “CHEEP CHEEP” while he slips in crud
Hockey on the TV, chickens on the loose
Tryna fix the fence with a broken Moose

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[Pre-Chorus – Screamed Hook]
She left us wild, she left us wrecked
Schmoope got Angie — we got the stress
No rules, no plan, just primal drive
This is Dead Love — we’re ALIVE

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[Chorus – Heavy Guitar Drop]
While Angie’s away, we lose control
Moonlight madness in a chicken hole
15 hours, Pete’s on that Uber grind
Cursed GPS and a fractured mind
House is chaos, yard’s a zoo
So here’s a toast to what we do:
Burn it down, and scream “Let’s play!”
This is life… while Angie’s away!

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[Verse 2 – Speed Rap Style]
Mike got a puck and a poultry scar
Yellin’ “Get back in the coop!” from his busted car
Peter’s drivin’ like a bat outta Lyft
Through red lights with a monster shift

Lily’s barking, Salem’s done
Cheep Cheep vanished with the setting sun
No one’s eating, fridge went ghost
We just poured Red Bull on breakfast toast

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[Breakdown – Whisper to Scream]
(Whisper)
It’s quiet now… the Schmoope’s still gone
But the madness builds with every dawn…
(SCREAM)
ANGIE COME HOME — OR WE BURN THE LAWN 🔥

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[Final Chorus – Chant Style]
While Angie’s away, it’s a warzone vibe
Uber wheels and chicken tribe
Moonlight deals and reptile games
We ain’t right — but we ain’t tame
So light that match, let the speakers spray
This is how we live…
While Angie’s away!

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[Outro – Spoken + Laughing FX]
You better bring back snacks, woman.
And Schmoope?
…Tell him we said cluck off. 🐔💥

Cartoon-style nu metal album cover, chaotic house, chickens running wild, exhausted Uber driver, hockey gear, broken fen