While Angie’s Away

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Yo, she packed her bags, took Schmoope to the hills

Left us wild in the trenches, paying bills

Now it’s madness on the mic, moonlight in our veins

While Angie’s away… we go insane 🔥

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Angie gone with her Schmoope on lock

Out in WV where the cell don’t talk

Peter’s slingin’ snakes like it’s moonlight magic

Selling dragons to a dude in a velvet jacket

Mike’s in a frenzy, chasing birds through mud

Yellin’ “CHEEP CHEEP” while he slips in crud

Hockey on the TV, chickens on the loose

Tryna fix the fence with a broken Moose

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She left us wild, she left us wrecked

Schmoope got Angie — we got the stress

No rules, no plan, just primal drive

This is Dead Love — we’re ALIVE

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While Angie’s away, we lose control

Moonlight madness in a chicken hole

15 hours, Pete’s on that Uber grind

Cursed GPS and a fractured mind

House is chaos, yard’s a zoo

So here’s a toast to what we do:

Burn it down, and scream “Let’s play!”

This is life… while Angie’s away!

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Mike got a puck and a poultry scar

Yellin’ “Get back in the coop!” from his busted car

Peter’s drivin’ like a bat outta Lyft

Through red lights with a monster shift

Lily’s barking, Salem’s done

Cheep Cheep vanished with the setting sun

No one’s eating, fridge went ghost

We just poured Red Bull on breakfast toast

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(Whisper)

It’s quiet now… the Schmoope’s still gone

But the madness builds with every dawn…

(SCREAM)

ANGIE COME HOME — OR WE BURN THE LAWN 🔥

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While Angie’s away, it’s a warzone vibe

Uber wheels and chicken tribe

Moonlight deals and reptile games

We ain’t right — but we ain’t tame

So light that match, let the speakers spray

This is how we live…

While Angie’s away!

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You better bring back snacks, woman.

And Schmoope?

…Tell him we said cluck off. 🐔💥