Whenever

Whenever someone famous dies I have to google their past to see if they were involved in any meanies before I share my condolences because if I don’t and I have a slip up my woke arts district friends will have my entire life in shambles and that is the way of the white liberal.

I refuse to eat anything that big bad meanies like Kyle Rittenhouse or Kid rock would like to eat because I would be kicked out of my pottery making club so focking fast.

I only listen to Beach House.

If you do not then you are cancelled.