Can’t Be Bothered

My phone’s been buzzin’ since half past noon,

Group chat poppin’ but I’m not in the mood.

Got plans with my blanket, Netflix too,

I might cancel on myself, that’s how I do.

Mom says, “Go outside, get some air,”

But sunshine’s overrated, I don’t care.

Work can wait, bills can chill,

Right now, I’m busy doin’ nothin’ still.

’Cause I can’t be bothered, nah nah nah,

Not today, don’t even start.

Gonna wear pajamas like it’s art,

Yeah, I’m stayin’ home, followin’ my heart.

Can’t be bothered, oh-oh,

Let the whole world go and glow,

I’m on break from being grown —

Can’t be bothered, leave me alone.

Got cereal for dinner, chef’s kiss right there,

Zoom meeting? Nah, I’m “off somewhere.”

My mirror said I should shave today,

But my razor took a holiday.

No deadlines, no alarms,

I’m just vibin’ in my own calm.

Productivity’s overrated,

Happiness—self-created.

’Cause I can’t be bothered, nah nah nah,

Not today, don’t even start.

Gonna wear pajamas like it’s art,

Yeah, I’m stayin’ home, followin’ my heart.

Can’t be bothered, oh-oh,

Let the whole world go and glow,

I’m on break from being grown —

Can’t be bothered, leave me alone.

Might text you back next week, maybe,

My “out of office” feels kinda wavy.

If chillin’ was a job, I’d be CEO,

Certified master of taking it slow.

’Cause I can’t be bothered, nah nah nah,

Not today, don’t even start.

Got no plans and that’s the art,

Yeah, I’m stayin’ home, followin’ my heart.

Can’t be bothered, oh-oh,

Turn the lights down soft and low,

If life’s a race, I’m movin’ slow —

Can’t be bothered, that’s my show.