Gordon Ramsay once said; For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit. This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school! This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested. There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe. After trying Hawaiian pizza: “This isn’t a pizza, this is a mistake. This is an Italian tragedy. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f–king cook it! You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley. This fish is so raw, he’s still finding Nemo. Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me? I’m Gordon Ramsay, for goodness sake; people know I’m volatile! You used so much oil, the U.S. want to invade the f–king plate! This crab is so undercooked I can still hear it singing ‘Under the Sea! This soufflé has sunk so badly James Cameron wants to make a film about it! I’ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you! You're an idiot sandwich! You f***ing donkey! F*** off you fat useless sack of f***ing Yankee Doodle sh** It’s not cooked! It’s as hard as golf balls! ITS RAW!! Where the lamb SAUCE!? These carrots are so old they've been practicing yoga. I've come for a hot dog and I feel like I'm in therapy! It's like a scene out of Saw! This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to f*** off! Are we making a soup or trying to summon a demon? This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him! The beef is so undercooked, it's starting to eat the salad! This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing 'Let it Go! You donut! Of course you don’t microwave salad! This pork is so raw, it’s still singing ‘Hakuna Matata! They say there is never an ugly baby, I think I just found one. Do I need to revive ceaser so you can practice using a knife? My granddad’s flip flops have more texture. Salmonella is not an ingredient. I wish you’d jump in that oven. You’re so in denial that you need therapy! That looks like it had a thousand Buffaloes walk over it! The soup is dry! It’s so burnt there are two hobbits trying to throw a ring into it!! This dish is so chewy that Hans Solo is trying to get on the millennium falcon! You sent out so much smoke Rohan is coming here it help us! These vegetables are so undercooked they are telling me bible stories! I’m calling the police. The dish had to much grease John Travolta was in it! The duck was so raw it was still arguing with Bugs Bunny over the hunting season! This soup is so watery it stopped the drought in California! Your cooking is so bad you can’t even apply for McDonald’s. Your chicken Is so rubbery Goodyear called and asked for the recipe! You’re blaming the spatula? The table cloth has more decorations on it than your cakes got! Good bye you donut!

Gordon Ramsay Once Said