[intro monologue]
Ay
The fuck they talm bout
They tried to best me? (Nah quit playin)
Ok, Listen
[Chrous] [autotune rap]
The names shoelacebandit and this is how I’ll do ya
Ima shoot ya dead and feed ya to the damn petunias
They thought I gave a fuck well I guess I musta fooled ya
Ima send you straight to Jesus Have you singing hallelujah
When she suckin on my jawn I be like Oo yuh
Makin muh Fuckas wish they never new yuh
When you get on stage all they do is boo yuh
Who the fuck is yuh who the who the fuck is yuh
[Verse]
B-A-N-D-I-T that spells geeked
Smokin on leaf
Smokin on the muh fuckin flavor of the week
Yo shit is weak
Lil boy you tweak
Smokin on peach and I’m sippin on peach my cup lookin pink
Like diamonds on my Cuban link
Skating rink
Fuck did you think
Run up on a poser ass rapper take his fuckin uncashed pay checks
Run up on a cart pushing muh fuckin and take off his carts he pushin
That muh Fucka a rookie I took all his cookies
Took all his vapes
Fuck on a muh fuckin pretty girl face
My shit is not lace so I smoke to the face
I do not free base but my bitch serve up free cake at an alarming ass rate
Muh Fucka you master bate but I’m hittin that cake on muh fuckin daily basis
[Chrous] [autotune rap]
The names shoelacebandit and this is how I’ll do ya
Ima shoot ya dead and feed ya to the damn petunias
They thought I gave a fuck well I guess I musta fooled ya
Ima send you straight to Jesus Have you singing hallelujah
When she suckin on my jawn I be like Oo yuh
Makin muh Fuckas wish they never new yuh
When you get on stage all they do is boo yuh
Who the fuck is yuh who the who the fuck is yuh