

Prompt / Lyrics
[intro monologue] Ay The fuck they talm bout They tried to best me? (Nah quit playin) Ok, Listen [Chrous] [autotune rap] The names shoelacebandit and this is how I’ll do ya Ima shoot ya dead and feed ya to the damn petunias They thought I gave a fuck well I guess I musta fooled ya Ima send you straight to Jesus Have you singing hallelujah When she suckin on my jawn I be like Oo yuh Makin muh Fuckas wish they never new yuh When you get on stage all they do is boo yuh Who the fuck is yuh who the who the fuck is yuh [Verse] B-A-N-D-I-T that spells geeked Smokin on leaf Smokin on the muh fuckin flavor of the week Yo shit is weak Lil boy you tweak Smokin on peach and I’m sippin on peach my cup lookin pink Like diamonds on my Cuban link Skating rink Fuck did you think Run up on a poser ass rapper take his fuckin uncashed pay checks Run up on a cart pushing muh fuckin and take off his carts he pushin That muh Fucka a rookie I took all his cookies Took all his vapes Fuck on a muh fuckin pretty girl face My shit is not lace so I smoke to the face I do not free base but my bitch serve up free cake at an alarming ass rate Muh Fucka you master bate but I’m hittin that cake on muh fuckin daily basis [Chrous] [autotune rap] The names shoelacebandit and this is how I’ll do ya Ima shoot ya dead and feed ya to the damn petunias They thought I gave a fuck well I guess I musta fooled ya Ima send you straight to Jesus Have you singing hallelujah When she suckin on my jawn I be like Oo yuh Makin muh Fuckas wish they never new yuh When you get on stage all they do is boo yuh Who the fuck is yuh who the who the fuck is yuh
Tags
Trap, mumble rap, autotune, 808, bass
2:13
No
8/28/2025