Fitting Room

なんて愚かなアメリカ人なんだ

Hi my name is Kai, I’m just a regular guy who loves to play the video game far-cry

When I’m free how about you come by, don’t mind my glass eye and my black eye, I can still see perfectly into the blue sky

I’m now in a Japanese fitting room and I ask what looks better, a black-tie? A bow-tie? White-tie?

The woman then says

気にしないよ、君は何をしても醜いから

Man I have no idea what that means but I think she likes the black-tie

口にショットガンをくっつけてた方がかっこいいだろう

Thanks for the black-tie, I’ll make sure I’ll swing by when you get a bigger supply

Well anyways I have to run by my friends house, even tho I hate the horse-flies there

Baby I won’t lie, I think you’re so attractive

この男は醜い。もう目を洗わないといけないと思う