On Halloween night

(Slow manically laughter)

On Halloween night there was a man who roamed around the neighborhood hood looking for kids to scare (kid scream)

The man stalked around houses and trees stealing children's candy (Give me my candy back!)

The man was a angry madman who lived in the corner of the neighborhood trying to ruin Halloween

The man stole king sized candy bars with his king sized penis (Penis!) storeing energy as the children ran and screamed

There was a fury, fury man, a very fury, fury man, roaming like a lunatic scaring all the children [Child's scream followed by an evil laugh]

This man ejaculated into candy bars, causing terror on trick or treat night, destroying pumpkins, lighting decorations in fire (Fire!)

Some say that if you spot condoms laying on sidewalks then you better watch out because..... He's coming for you! (Surprise, Bitch!)

But one night all of the neighborhood kids surrounded the man's house....

The man never expected what was going to happen until he woke up to his house egged vandalized

To this day the children are in fear

Halloween is approaching as this is being written..

The children predicted the man's next attack..

Watch out...