Cheesy Love Song

**Intro**  
(Spoken)  
Oh baby, are you Wi-Fi? ’Cause I feel a connection…  

(**Verse 1**)  
I must be a snowflake, 'cause I’ve fallen for you,  
Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look, you vanish my blues.  
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes,  
Babe, you're the pun that makes my heart synchronize.  

**Pre-Chorus**  
Oh, it's tragic, but I can't resist,  
These lines are awful, but they exist!  
If you roll your eyes, well, that’s alright,  
At least it means you’re looking at me tonight!  

**Chorus**  
It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,  
Each pick-up line messing with your mind!  
You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,  
‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?  

**Verse 2**  
Are you French? ‘Cause Eiffel for you,  
If beauty were time, you'd be infinity—true!  
Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest,  
And if loving you is wrong, then I'll gladly confess!  

**Pre-Chorus**  
Oh, it's tragic, but I can't resist,  
These lines are awful, but they exist!  
If you roll your eyes, well, that’s alright,  
At least it means you’re looking at me tonight!  

**Chorus**  
It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,  
Each pick-up line messing with your mind!  
You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,  
‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?  

**Verse 3**  
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got "fine" written all over you,  
Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re smoking, it’s true!  
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?  
Babe, you’re the punchline to my romantic campaign!  

**Bridge**  
You might think I'm ridiculous, I know that it's true,  
But you can’t deny, I’ve got my eyes on you!  
So don’t fight it, don’t try,  
Just let me be your dad-joke guy!  

**Chorus**  
It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,  
Each pick-up line messing with your mind!  
You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,  
‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?  

**Outro**  
(Spoken)  
So… did it hurt
When you fell for me?  

Spacey Synth Pop with Echoed Vocals and Cosmic Atmosphere