[Opening: spoken word]
To my partner in crime, the yin to my yang
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[Verse 1]
We’ve survived bad dates and worse decisions
Shared every plot twist, tear, and vision
From fairy wings to midnight cries
You’ve been my anchor and my alibi
You’re the reason I still believe
That real soulmates don’t always leave
[Chorus]
Everyone else is side characters in our tale
We’re the queens of chaos, riding every gale
[Chorus]
You’re the light to my gloom, the balm to my scars
My fae-winged ride-or-die under midnight stars
From diapers to dragons, we’ve walked through the flame
You’re not just my best friend—you’re my main
[Verse 2]
You’ve stitched my heart and called it grace
Held my hand when I couldn’t face
The world, the grief, the tangled mess
And still made me laugh ‘til I lost my breath
If I’m the storm, then you’re the shore
The one I’d fight for, bleed for, adore
[Pre-Chorus]
Everyone else is side characters in our tale
We’re the queens of chaos, riding every gale
[Chorus]
You’re the calm in my storm, the joke when I cry
My therapist, healer, my reason why
From toddlers to trauma, through joy and through pain
You’ve always been my heart—you’re my main
[Bride]
We’re the witches, the warriors, the wine-drunk at dawn
We don’t need crowns to know we belong
So if the world ends or monsters appear
Know I’ll face them all if you’re standing near
[Pre-Chorus]
Everyone else is side characters in our tale
But we’re the soul-bound saga that will never fail
[Chorus]
You’re the light in my dark, the laugh in my scream
The one who makes life feel like a dream
And if I had to, I’d fight fate again—
Just to be with you, my forever main
[Whistle Outro]