Dumbass Anthem

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, oh!  
Let’s go!
[Verse 1]
I woke up late, missed my ride,  
Stumbled 'round and I can't decide,  
Got no plan, ain't got a clue,  
Just me and my friends, and a half-eaten shoe!
[Pre-Chorus]
Cracked my phone, now it’s just a screen,  
Spent all my cash on a pack of green,  
Life's a joke, but I never laugh,  
I’m a dumbass, let’s take a photograph!
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m a dumbass, can’t you see?  
Living the life of a fool, it’s just me!  
Got my head in the clouds, lost in my haze,  
Stoner idiot, caught in a daze!
[Verse 2]
Mismatched socks and a t-shirt stain,  
Fried my brain, but I feel no pain,  
Tried to ride my bike, but I fell on my ass,  
Always laughing, better have a blast!
[Pre-Chorus]
Crashed the party, knocked over the drinks,  
Can’t remember my number, but hey, who thinks?  
Life’s too short to be so uptight,  
Let’s light it up and laugh all night!
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m a dumbass, can’t you see?  
Living the life of a fool, it’s just me!  
Got my head in the clouds, lost in my haze,  
Stoner idiot, caught in a daze!
[Bridge]
I’m screaming loud, “What’s a job anyway?”  
Let’s ride our bikes till the break of day,  
Gonna embrace every silly mistake,  
Living life like it’s one big cake!
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m a dumbass, can’t you see?  
Living the life of a fool, it’s just me!  
Got my head in the clouds, lost in my haze,  
Stoner idiot, caught in a daze!
[Outro]
So call me a fool, call me what you may,  
I’ll keep on living, come what may,  
Raise your glass, let’s all cheer,  
To the dumbasses! This is our year!
[Female Vocal]

Punk Rock, high energy, screaming vocals, electric guitars, live, random swearing