A few pints short of a pub

HOOP HOOP
( Yeah I guess it's time for my therapy session motherfuckers Hey, doc, tell me what you see)
(LETS GO NAPALM)!
To be or not to be!
DAT is the question, bitch!
NoW backup, or I'll be the last thing you see!
Yeah, the last thing you'll hear will be The Sound of me hooping! (HOOP HOOP)!
I've been waiting!
And I guess today is the day!
To make a bitch go !
So I suggest you stay away!
I'm not pleasant!
You fucking peasant!
go to your wake and be your girlfriend's anti depressant!
And I'll fucker in your casket!
Like rabbit in your basket!
I'll make her go elastic!
Until her muscles are going spastic!
And shes screaming, it's fantastic!
OK that might be a little drastic!
Okay Sorry I just got a little Lost in my intrusive thoughts Whenever I start rapping, I start glitching like half-built bots Fucking on cots And puking in Pots Next thing I do is think about giving you concrete shoes And leaving you at the bottom of a lake till you rot Or throw in your ass In a pig Pin and saying get the getting while the getting is hot
and Speaking of hot, your girlfriend Says you're not Keep fucking with me and I'll let her swallow my protein shot You Think it's over but that's not even a quarter of the bars I got.
I'm the craziest motherfucker You won't find another 
I'll give you an ice pick Labotamy and Brain You with a Louisville Slugger
I'll drink your blood from a cup and tear your ass up
Don't ever you forget bitch I'm a few pints short of a pub!
When it comes to burning someone's ass I'm excessive!
And when it comes to my kids, you can bet your ass that im protective!
And more than just a little aggressive!
Fuck with them and someone will be sending in a detective!
And let me make one thing clear!
If you fuck with someone I love you better live in fear!
I'll put Concrete on your feet and throw your ass off a pier!
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I'm the craziest motherfucker You won't find another 
I'll give you an ice pick  and Brain You with a Louisville Slugger
I'll drink your blood from a cup and tear your ass up
Don't ever you forget bitch I'm a few pints short of a pub!
!
I got one last thing to say and you best believe it's true!
You best believe!
I'm the craziest motherfucker You won't find another 
I'll give you an ice pick and Brain You with a Louisville Slugger
I'll drink your blood from a cup and tear your ass up
Don't ever forget bitch I'm a few pints short of a pub!

2000s Fast Rap rock lots of bounce and bass