

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] I was used to your voice on repeat Every shop, every car, every street Every playlist, every café cup Then one day I finally snapped and hit “unsub” (yeah) [Chorus] Now I’m glad that I Got someone I unsubbed Sang at every wedding even in the clubs Thought your songs would chase me any place I’d run But I found that tiny button and I’m finally done Yeah I’m glad that I Got someone I unsubbed [Verse 2] Every friend with a guitar and a beard Red-haired, three chords, said “I’m your worst fear” Seven lads at the open mic night All of them insisting they can sing about my life (no thanks) [Chorus] So I’m glad that I Got someone I unsubbed From the crying in the car to the break-up stuff Every chorus sounded like the last one’s cousin Now my “recommended” page is eerily silent Yeah I’m glad that I Got someone I unsubbed [Bridge] Used to hear you pouring out of every phone (every phone) Strangers doing covers in a shaky tone (ooh) Now the silence hits me like a perfect rhyme Guess I finally got my own emotional time [Chorus] So I’m glad that I Got someone I unsubbed Sure you’re probably lovely and you mean well, bud But my heart can’t handle one more sad slow strum So I pressed that little button and my freedom’s begun Yeah I’m glad that I Got someone I unsubbed
Tags
Playful acoustic pop parody with light shuffle groove, male vocals. Simple guitar strums and warm bass, brushed snare and tambourine on the choruses. Backing “ahh” harmonies punch the hook, with cheeky spoken asides tucked between lines. Bright, tight mix that keeps the vocal and punchlines front and center., comedy
2:24
No
4/11/2026