Someone You Unsubbed

[Verse 1]
I was used to your voice on repeat
Every shop, every car, every street
Every playlist, every café cup
Then one day I finally snapped and hit “unsub” (yeah)
[Chorus]
Now I’m glad that I
Got someone I unsubbed
Sang at every wedding
even in the clubs
Thought your songs would chase me
any place I’d run
But I found that tiny button
and I’m finally done
Yeah I’m glad that I
Got someone I unsubbed
[Verse 2]
Every friend with a guitar and a beard
Red-haired, three chords, said “I’m your worst fear”
Seven lads at the open mic night
All of them insisting they can sing about my life (no thanks)
[Chorus]
So I’m glad that I
Got someone I unsubbed
From the crying in the car
to the break-up stuff
Every chorus sounded
like the last one’s cousin
Now my “recommended” page
is eerily silent
Yeah I’m glad that I
Got someone I unsubbed
[Bridge]
Used to hear you pouring out of every phone (every phone)
Strangers doing covers in a shaky tone (ooh)
Now the silence hits me like a perfect rhyme
Guess I finally got my own
emotional time
[Chorus]
So I’m glad that I
Got someone I unsubbed
Sure you’re probably lovely
and you mean well, bud
But my heart can’t handle
one more sad slow strum
So I pressed that little button
and my freedom’s begun
Yeah I’m glad that I
Got someone I unsubbed

Playful acoustic pop parody with light shuffle groove, male vocals. Simple guitar strums and warm bass, brushed snare and tambourine on the choruses. Backing “ahh” harmonies punch the hook, with cheeky spoken asides tucked between lines. Bright, tight mix that keeps the vocal and punchlines front and center., comedy