[Verse]
Captain Catter on the scene, schemes tighter than a zipper
Politics on the platter, slick talker, quick flipper
Queensland drawl got 'em hooked, fishin’ line, reel snapper
Mad hatter antics, speeches flowin' like a river
[Chorus]
Climbin’ ladders, shatter chatter, makin’ moves they can’t ignore
Captain’s got the vision, kickin’ open every door
Fast talkin’, power walkin’, takin’ votes like a score
Public’s hummin’ to his rhythm, they just beggin’ him for more
[Verse 2]
Sippin’ tea in the outback, strategy mapped on napkins
Barbies burnin’, fire churnin’, while his plans unpackin’
Gritty hands, dusty boots, but the suit game snappin’
Queensland kingpin, every move straight capturin’
[Bridge]
Radio waves crackle, his name on every tongue
Viral like a wildfire, the anthem just begun
Catchy lines, snappy rhymes, sung under the sun
Captain Catter’s legacy, the ladder’s halfway run
[Chorus]
Climbin’ ladders, shatter chatter, makin’ moves they can’t ignore
Captain’s got the vision, kickin’ open every door
Fast talkin’, power walkin’, takin’ votes like a score
Public’s hummin’ to his rhythm, they just beggin’ him for more
[Verse 3]
Critics throwin' shade, he parries with a grin
Debates like a rodeo, where the captain always wins
Flannel shirt, gold tie, contradiction on his skin
Queensland’s son, playin’ politics to the brim