Castle Lair

(Verse 1)

So it seems our hero Kasai,

Is soon planning to arrive,

I guess I’ll prepare a welcome gift,

Toxic ice shards hiding in the mist,

(Pre-Chorus)

I should send my best warriors to stop him,

I think that would be quite exciting,

Testing his strength and abilities,

This is a gauntlet, pass and reach me,

(Chorus)

Number one will be Boris of the toxic swamp,

He’s a strong ogre that lives in a dump,

Number two will be The Glorious Maxine,

She’s my beautiful operetta queen,

Number three will be Trinity The Divination,

Arriving from above the cold holy nation,

Defeat my army generals if you oh so dare,

Then meet me up high in my frozen castle lair,

(Verse 2)

These are simple tasks for the almighty,

Don’t squander around or you’ll get clumsy,

The true hero will handle these three in a flash,

Oh don’t mind me I’m drinking an icy flask,

(Pre-Chorus)

I will send my best warriors to stop him,

I think that would be quite exciting,

Testing his strength and abilities,

This is a gauntlet, pass and reach me,

(Chorus)

Number one will be Boris of the toxic swamp,

He’s a strong ogre that lives in a dump,

Number two will be The Glorious Maxine,

She’s my beautiful operetta queen,

Number three will be Trinity The Divination,

Arriving from above the cold holy nation,

Defeat my army generals if you oh so dare,

Then meet me up high in my frozen castle lair,

(Bridge)

Kasai Ignis I’ll extinguish your flame,

Freezing you to death is my game,

You dare to cross into my territory,

I will bury you deep within purgatory!

(Pre-Chorus)

I have sent my best warriors to stop him,

I know this will be quite exciting,

Testing his strength and abilities,

This is a gauntlet, pass and reach me,

(Chorus)

Number one will be Boris of the toxic swamp,

He’s a strong ogre that lives in a dump,

Number two will be The Glorious Maxine,

She’s my beautiful operetta queen,

Number three will be Trinity The Divination,

Arriving from above the cold holy nation,

Defeat my army generals if you oh so dare,

Then meet me up high in my frozen castle lair,

(Outro + Spoken)

Boris give our hero quite the trouble,

Who knows, perhaps I’ll make it double,

Hahahahahaha… Fool!