Booked me wrong but loved me right

“Booked Me Wrong but Loved Me Right”

Performed as a dramatic duet between Kurt & Raymond Batey

Theme: Two chaotic schedulers falling in love while ruining the movers’ lives

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I was sittin’ in dispatch with a half-broke pen,

Told the crew it was a one-bed… turned out it was ten.

Had ’em movin’ safes and a baby grand too,

Said, “Y’all got this,” and blamed it on the crew.

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I was on the phones, punchin’ keys like mad,

Booked a six-truck day with a team of three, that’s bad.

Lied ’bout the stairs, left out the fridge,

Sent ‘em to Waco with a couch and a grudge.

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🎶 We booked ’em wrong… but loved each other right,

Left the ramp down, but our sparks took flight.

They’re soaked in sweat, we’re dressed in tan,

But I saw forever in that clipboard man. 🎶

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I gave a quote that made Brandon scream,

Dillon slipped a disc on a marble beam.

But when Ray walked in with that headset swag,

I forgot all about that Yelp red flag.

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He misquoted four pianos, didn’t even blink,

Had the crew out in Tyler by the kitchen sink.

But when he grinned and said, “We’re square cow proud,”

I knew right then — this love was loud.

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Kurt: “They may hate us, Raymond.”

Raymond: “But they can’t stop this dispatch romance.”

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🎶 We booked ’em wrong… but our hearts were true,

Turned a nightmare job into somethin’ new.

They got slipped discs, and we got bliss,

’Cause nothin’ says love like a move gone amiss. 🎶