Booked me wrong but loved me right

 “Booked Me Wrong but Loved Me Right”

Performed as a dramatic duet between Kurt & Raymond Batey
Theme: Two chaotic schedulers falling in love while ruining the movers’ lives

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[Verse 1 – Kurt]

I was sittin’ in dispatch with a half-broke pen,
Told the crew it was a one-bed… turned out it was ten.
Had ’em movin’ safes and a baby grand too,
Said, “Y’all got this,” and blamed it on the crew.

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[Verse 2 – Raymond]

I was on the phones, punchin’ keys like mad,
Booked a six-truck day with a team of three, that’s bad.
Lied ’bout the stairs, left out the fridge,
Sent ‘em to Waco with a couch and a grudge.

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[Chorus – Together]

🎶 We booked ’em wrong… but loved each other right,
Left the ramp down, but our sparks took flight.
They’re soaked in sweat, we’re dressed in tan,
But I saw forever in that clipboard man. 🎶

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[Verse 3 – Kurt]

I gave a quote that made Brandon scream,
Dillon slipped a disc on a marble beam.
But when Ray walked in with that headset swag,
I forgot all about that Yelp red flag.

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[Verse 4 – Raymond]

He misquoted four pianos, didn’t even blink,
Had the crew out in Tyler by the kitchen sink.
But when he grinned and said, “We’re square cow proud,”
I knew right then — this love was loud.

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[Bridge – Spoken word over soft steel guitar]

Kurt: “They may hate us, Raymond.”
Raymond: “But they can’t stop this dispatch romance.”

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[Final Chorus – Together, emotional]

🎶 We booked ’em wrong… but our hearts were true,
Turned a nightmare job into somethin’ new.
They got slipped discs, and we got bliss,
’Cause nothin’ says love like a move gone amiss. 🎶

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