Cheesy Love Song

**Intro**

(Spoken)

Oh baby, are you Wi-Fi? ’Cause I feel a connection…

(**Verse 1**)

I must be a snowflake, 'cause I’ve fallen for you,

Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look, you vanish my blues.

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes,

Babe, you're the pun that makes my heart synchronize.

**Pre-Chorus**

Oh, it's tragic, but I can't resist,

These lines are awful, but they exist!

If you roll your eyes, well, that’s alright,

At least it means you’re looking at me tonight!

**Chorus**

It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,

Each pick-up line messing with your mind!

You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,

‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?

**Verse 2**

Are you French? ‘Cause Eiffel for you,

If beauty were time, you'd be infinity—true!

Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest,

And if loving you is wrong, then I'll gladly confess!

**Pre-Chorus**

Oh, it's tragic, but I can't resist,

These lines are awful, but they exist!

If you roll your eyes, well, that’s alright,

At least it means you’re looking at me tonight!

**Chorus**

It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,

Each pick-up line messing with your mind!

You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,

‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?

**Verse 3**

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got "fine" written all over you,

Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re smoking, it’s true!

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Babe, you’re the punchline to my romantic campaign!

**Bridge**

You might think I'm ridiculous, I know that it's true,

But you can’t deny, I’ve got my eyes on you!

So don’t fight it, don’t try,

Just let me be your dad-joke guy!

**Chorus**

It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,

Each pick-up line messing with your mind!

You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,

‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?

**Outro**

(Spoken)

So… did it hurt

When you fell for me?