Cat Dreams Gone Dog

[Verse]
I got fur so sleek and a perfect nap
But I stare at dogs and their leash-clad trap
They bark all day
Chase squirrels for fun
Howling at the moon till the night is done
[Chorus]
Oh I wanna woof
I wanna wag
Join the pack
No tail to drag
But do I really need that job
A cat’s life rules
No barking slob
[Verse 2]
They fetch old sticks
Slobber with pride
I watch from the couch while I’m boneless inside
No baths allowed
My tongue’s enough
Hairball power makes me tough
[Chorus]
Oh I wanna woof
I wanna wag
Join the pack
No tail to drag
But do I really need that job
A cat’s life rules
No barking slob
[Bridge]
Climbing trees
I own the night
Dogs chase bones
I catch birds mid-flight
They chomp on shoes
While I plot revenge
On that human who forgot my binge
[Chorus]
Oh I wanna woof
I wanna wag
Join the pack
No tail to drag
But do I really need that job
A purring king beats barking blob

pop punk, male vocals, pop