Rattlesnake Ballad

Wellllllllllllllllllllll I heard that rattle coming from under some metal sheets

It got louder and I got harder

This ain’t your ordinary meet n greetttt

(Yeehaw. Get trashed and let a rattlesnake blow ya. It’s a west Texas tradition yall!!!!!)

I lifted up the metal piece

Got on my knees

There stood a gay rattler

I hope he ain’t a tattler!!

I emptied my balls in a rattlesnake’s mouth

If my darlin’ found out she’d head south

(Are you doin them snakes again Jerry?!!!!!!!!)

I don’t know where it began or when it will end but all I know is I stuck my dick in a rattlesnake’s mouth againnnnnn

(Wooooooo!!! Hooooooooo!!!!!!!)

(Easy there fella! Don’t bite my nut sack I don’t have insurance!!!)

Bottle of whiskey in my cattle ranchin hands

4 foot rattler on my tip about to bust my glands

Ok I’m done little serpent

Now slither on back underneath all that scrap heap and don’t tell nobody!!!

Yeehaw! I let a rattlesnake blow me! Big deal who cares!!

Woo hooooooooo!!!!!’nnn

Giddy up partner I just got blown by a west Texas diamondback! Wooo hooooooo!!!! Yahhhhhhhh!!!!!