Rattlesnake Ballad

Wellllllllllllllllllllll I heard that rattle coming from under some metal sheets 
It got louder and I got harder 
This ain’t your ordinary meet n greetttt
(Yeehaw. Get trashed and let a rattlesnake blow ya. It’s a west Texas tradition yall!!!!!)
I lifted up the metal piece
Got on my knees 
There stood a gay rattler
I hope he ain’t a tattler!!

I emptied my balls in a rattlesnake’s mouth
If my darlin’ found out she’d head south
(Are you doin them snakes again Jerry?!!!!!!!!)
I don’t know where it began or when it will end but all I know is I stuck my dick in a rattlesnake’s mouth againnnnnn
(Wooooooo!!! Hooooooooo!!!!!!!)
(Easy there fella! Don’t bite my nut sack I don’t have insurance!!!)

Bottle of whiskey in my cattle ranchin hands
4 foot rattler on my tip about to bust my glands
Ok I’m done little serpent 
Now slither on back underneath all that scrap heap and don’t tell nobody!!!

Yeehaw! I let a rattlesnake blow me! Big deal who cares!!

Woo hooooooooo!!!!!’nnn

Giddy up partner I just got blown by a west Texas diamondback! Wooo hooooooo!!!! Yahhhhhhhh!!!!! 

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