Ballad of bad boy

(Well shit I guess I’ve done it again)

( well I did something pretty bad, you see I robbed the gas station and now I’m in the county jail)

And ain’t nobody wanna pay my bail

It’s 7.9 million but that ain’t mean nothing

Heck just go get a loan from the bank or something like geez

(I wrote a letter to my mother today just to say….. hey, and she said that I’m a disappointment to her and the whole bloodline)

So I guess I’ll be here until I die

Or until pigs fly

Because apparently I’m a bad guy

And they want me to die

(So I guess if I’ll be here this long I’ll just get comfy and be friends with everyone)