Never Quiet Again

[Verse 1]
First it was just me
One coffee cup, one TV
I could hear that old fridge hum
Plenty space, plenty sleep, plenty quiet
Then my sister called one day
Said, “We’ll just crash a little while, okay?”
Next thing, her hubby’s on my couch
And his toolbox lives in my hallway
[Chorus]
First there was me
Then my sis, then her hubby
They brought a niece, and a nephew
And my mom movin’ in, oh buddy
Then a bird, then a dog
Then a dog for the dog’s best friend,
Why not make it three
(woah-woah)
We ran outta rooms, ran outta chairs
But we never ran outta someone there
House was full, and it only grew
House was never quiet again
[Verse 2]
Mom took over my kitchen
Said my pans “need proper seasoning”
My niece painted rainbows on the walls
In a shade I’m pretty sure ain’t legal
My nephew drums on every pot
That parrot learned all my bad talk
Dog guards the couch like it pays rent
And I just laugh payin’ for the snacks they spent
[Chorus]
First there was me
Then my sis, then her hubby
They brought a niece, and a nephew
And my mom catchin’ up on her stories
Then a bird, then a dog
Then a dog for the dog’s best friend,
Why not make it three
(woah-woah)
We ran outta rooms, ran outta chairs
But we never ran outta someone there
House was full, and it only grew
House was never quiet again
[Bridge]
Sure I miss a silent night
Clean floor, clean sink, calm mind
But I’d trade every peaceful minute
For this loud, wild circus I live in
[Chorus]
First there was me
Now it’s us and our crazy plenty
Got toys in the tub, fur on the rug
And a bird singin’ back at the TV
Yeah a bark, then a squawk
Then my mama yellin’ “y’all eat!”
(come eat!)
We ran outta room, ran outta chairs
But we never ran outta love to share
House is packed, and I say amen
House was never quiet again

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