Rena

Lorena bobbit took a knife
Gave her husband one good swipe
When she saw what she had done
She jumped in the car and was on the run

Out the window she did fling
She just had to get rid of that thing
It landed on the car behind
Can you imagine what went through their mind?
One ol lady cried out loud!
Boy that bug was well endowed!

Country, western, funny, punchy