Married The Homie

“Bro I got an idea, what if like… we legally get married as homies and then start an open relationship?”

What the fuck are you on about bro?

“Wait bro… just think about it… if we’re married then no woman can take half of your shit”

Oh fuck, you’re right

Me and the homie got married

No bitch gonna take my shit now hahaha

When I look a woman in the eyes I say… hey baby I’m in a open relationship and I’m married you wanna fuck? Oh of course they say no

When I tell a woman I’m married without telling them it’s an open relationship… oh now they tryna fuck without me even trying to get in their pants… what the fuck is the logic in this?

I love my E girls though

I love my femboys

Oh bro what if you just dress up as a femboy? (“Dude what the fuck”) Damn it

My homie is now married to meee but he won’t do sex with meeee ooohhh yea

Damn I’m trying to figure things out.. like am I gay if I’m attracted to femboys but don’t like regular dudes… I can’t look bro in the face without him having makeup on

But baby I’m married, how about you come to my place tonight?