Retired or retarded

Well now that i've made it to this age 
What do i do
Cash it all my 401 and left my job 
I got my benefits in the bank 
Now what do you thank


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I dont know if im retired or retarded 
All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in 
Dont know if im retired   
Or retarded 
That makes my baby grin


I dont have to wake early 
I can lay on the couch 
And watch a movie 
I dont have to worry 
About gas to get to work 
I am through with that 

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I dont know if im retired or retarded 
All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in 
Dont know if im retired   
Or retarded 
That makes my baby grin


I dont have to wake up 
I dont even have to shave 
I can just do what i want 
Until they lay me in my grave 

I thought id party 
Drink a lot beer 
But now that i am here 
All i wanna do is disappear 
And Hide from everybody 

Now i dont have to worry about leaving early 
Waiting on my check to come in 
I already have enough to spend 
I dont know if im retired or retarded 
By retired i dont work no more 
And by  retarded i dont know what to do woth all this time 
I have on my hands 
I guess i better make some plans


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I dont know if im retired or retarded 
All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in 
Dont know if im retired   
Or retarded 
That makes my baby grin

Country rock