Vinyl

Oh give me a break you smug eye rolling artsy clown

You know vinyl sounds awful and takes up too much space at your girlfriend’s house

You know those indie bands sound like trash

But whatever will make your dad the most disappointed I guess

You know that vinyl sounds like ass

You know Radiohead is awful too

So just admit it admit it

You know that it’s focking true

Quit pretending to care about old boring music that no one cared about at the time

Roll your eyes at me one more time beta boy and I’ll be picking yo teeth out my knuckles

Vinyl is awful and boring

Records sound like ass

You weak beta sad little boy

Digital music is better and you know it

Smug little Denton puss boy