Vinyl

Oh give me a break you smug eye rolling artsy clown
You know vinyl sounds awful and takes up too much space at your girlfriend’s house
You know those indie bands sound like trash
But whatever will make your dad the most disappointed I guess

You know that vinyl sounds like ass
You know Radiohead is awful too
So just admit it admit it
You know that it’s focking true

Quit pretending to care about old boring music that no one cared about at the time 
Roll your eyes at me one more time beta boy and I’ll be picking yo teeth out my knuckles

Vinyl is awful and boring 
Records sound like ass
You weak beta sad little boy
Digital music is better and you know it 

Smug little Denton puss boy

blues