“Man Said Easter Bunny Owes Me Money"

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(Intro)
Ayy…
Man said hop-hop… nah stop that 🐰
You owe me, bruv

(Chorus)
Easter bunny duckin’ me, where’s my Ps?
Man dropped eggs but he skipped my street
Chocolate meltin’, that’s peak, that’s peak
I want cash, no sweets, no treats

Easter bunny duckin’ me, where’s my Ps?
Man dropped eggs but he skipped my street
Man pulled up like “surprise!”—nah please
You owe man rent, plus VAT fees

(Verse 1)
Pulled up yard, saw prints in the grass
Little white tail, yeah bro moved fast
Left one egg, but it’s Aldi brand
Nah fam, I wanted Ferrero, not that

Man said “it’s for the kids”—allow it
I checked the label, expiry’s polished
Chocolate hollow, I bit it—void
Man got finessed by a fluffy boy

Neighbour’s kid got a basket full
Mine got vibes and a paper note
“Be good next year” — WHAT’S THAT?
Man got aired by a rabbit, bro

(Chorus)
Easter bunny duckin’ me, where’s my Ps?
Man dropped eggs but he skipped my street
Chocolate meltin’, that’s peak, that’s peak
I want cash, no sweets, no treats

Easter bunny duckin’ me, where’s my Ps?
Man dropped eggs but he skipped my street
Man pulled up like “surprise!”—nah please
You owe man rent, plus VAT fees

(Verse 2)
I set up cams like it’s GTA
Caught him sneakin’ at 3AM
Little pink nose, big attitude
Man dipped quick when he saw the lens

I chased him down in my sliders still
Man hopped fence like an athlete drill
Shouted “RUN YOUR POCKETS!” loud
He dropped two eggs then vanished—chill

This ain’t fair, it’s emotional
Bunny got ops, it’s personal
Next year I’m settin’ traps outside
Carrot bait with a GoPro

(Bridge)
Man said “Easter spirit”—nah, miss me
Spirit don’t pay bills in this city
If I see bunny again, it’s peak
I’m collectin’ interest weekly

(Outro / Chorus)
Easter bunny duckin’ me, where’s my Ps?
Man dropped eggs but he skipped my street
Next time bro better pay that fee
Or I’m cookin’ rabbit… legally 😭


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