Blame A Seaman

Does the dam thing work?

Well, I ain't too sure,
Last time I checked, it was laying on the floor.

You touch it? 

Don't screw with it, that's the deal,
Ain't no use in guessin', let's be real.

If it ain't broke, don't give it a shove,
But if it's busted, which seaman were you thinkin' of?

Did you mess with it?
You dumb shit!
Now it’s all gone to hell, and it won’t quit.

Can you blame a seaman?

Sure, why not?

No problem here, just roll it down hill.

Does the dam thing work?

If not, blame a seaman and let it be!

The manual's missin', and the wrench is bent,

We got duct tape,
a seaman,
and no dollars spent.

Who needs problems when you’ve got a seaman in the rear?

Just wiggle and squirm till it disappears.

If it leaks,
don’t panic,
plug it with gum,

Or blame it on Joe—he's a seaman,
don't be dumb!

Did you mess with it?

You dumb shit!
Now it’s all gone to hell, and it won’t quit.

Can you blame a seaman?

Sure, why not?

No problem here, just roll it down hill.

Does the dam thing work?
If not, blame a seaman and let it be!

Blame a seaman!

And let it be!

Blame a seaman!

And let it be!

Did you mess with it?

You dumb shit!
Now it’s all gone to hell, and it won’t quit.

Can you blame a seaman?

Sure, why not?

No problem here, just roll it down hill.

Does the dam thing work?
If not, blame a seaman and let it be!

Blame a seaman!

And let it be!

Blame a seaman!

And let it be!

And let it be!

Modern Country, Country, acoustic with playful banjo riffs and a driving bassline, male vocals, humorous