Diss To An Imaginary Person

*female voice* Oh why Kai why do you keep making these weird ass songs 

*male voice* why’s it matter bitch I be making such great beats that lands people on their feet’s

*female voice* you be making songs about a pocket pussy that you made at home

*Male voice* so what?

*female voice* so weird

*male voice* look bitch I don’t care what you say I be making such great fire that sends my carrier up higher it feels like I just put a slice of bread in the dryer 

*female voice* what are you even on about? 

*male voice* yea maybe that doesn’t make much sense because now I got plyers trying to dig out the bread that’s now on fire

*male voice* since I mentioned bread, did I mention I make hella bread? I got so much bread that’s it’s under my bed.. I don’t trust no bank bitch you dank bitch need to find a smaller rank to diss 

*female voice* are you trying to sound like Eminem? 

*male voice* no bitch.. watch out before I put your kuh-reer in a ditch.. look bitch you aren’t even rich

*male voice* I’m so dangerous, meanwhile being so adventurous.. I travel these states like a cowboy baby.. I can even show you a thing maybe (ha just playing)  

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