Revenge of the SQUIRT PIG!

Look, there he goes again! 
Every body listen, and listen well, 
We are being stalked, hunted, like prey.
If he finds us, a fate worse than death awaits!
A menace a wrech , a beast , a vile crust that plagues this sacred land. Gizmo!!  known by the plebs as the  Squirt Pig! Little demon squirt pig palmeranian freak of nature
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  Yap ,yap,, arf, DA fack? 
I said yap Yap  ARF
Every bark i hear, 
It's like a muf*ckin dagger in my ear.
This wimp ,
 HE struts around tinkling on this that, 
SPLAT! OH JESUS, GOD NOOO! , another poo. 
Damn you SQUIRT PIG!, vile cretin, you little ham knuckle. 
 I,  I'll turn you into cud pie!
Still, love that little runt. He is a demon, but he is my Lil demon.
Yap yap, oh Christ! He spotted us...
Like a marathon runner, all yipped up on clear, he is coming to steal our food and hump our legs. 
Run, you fool! He wants my chicken leg

Folk, fairytale,  story telling, bluegrass, 
dark violin , uk pub music