Revenge of the SQUIRT PIG!

Look, there he goes again!

Every body listen, and listen well,

We are being stalked, hunted, like prey.

If he finds us, a fate worse than death awaits!

A menace a wrech , a beast , a vile crust that plagues this sacred land. Gizmo!! known by the plebs as the Squirt Pig! Little demon squirt pig palmeranian freak of nature

Yap ,yap,, arf, DA fack?

I said yap Yap ARF

Every bark i hear,

It's like a muf*ckin dagger in my ear.

This wimp ,

HE struts around tinkling on this that,

SPLAT! OH JESUS, GOD NOOO! , another poo.

Damn you SQUIRT PIG!, vile cretin, you little ham knuckle.

I, I'll turn you into cud pie!

Still, love that little runt. He is a demon, but he is my Lil demon.

Yap yap, oh Christ! He spotted us...

Like a marathon runner, all yipped up on clear, he is coming to steal our food and hump our legs.

Run, you fool! He wants my chicken leg