

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Hey now, gather ‘round, it’s quite the tale, Of Harry and his friend who’s green and frail. A cucumber, you see, oh what a sight, Join the fun, we’re laughing tonight! [Verse 1] Harry thought he’d take a stroll one day, With his veggie buddy, come what may. But the cops didn't find it sublime, They took one look and shouted, "Hey, this ain't no thyme!" [Pre-Chorus] He said, “Officer, don’t make a fuss, It’s just my cucumber, it comes with trust!” But the flashing lights weren’t shining on a joke, Now Harry’s scared, and the cucumber’s broke! [Chorus] Oh Harry and his singular cucumber, Caught up in trouble, oh what a blunder! Laughing on a list, it's a party on the run, Singing edgy humor ‘bout a vegetable fun! [Verse 2] They searched his pockets, found more in there, A pickle jar hidden, a wild affair! "Is this contraband?" the officer mused, To think all this drama came from what's fused! [Pre-Chorus] Now, Harry’s friends can’t stop the tease, Made a meme of the moment with a side of cheese. "Don’t leave home without your prized gourds!" As laughter erupts, it feels like a hoard! [Chorus] Oh Harry and his singular cucumber, Caught up in trouble, oh what a blunder! Laughing on a list, it's a party on the run, Singing edgy humor ‘bout a vegetable fun! [Bridge] So if you ever think to roam, With your veggie sidekick, be careful at home. This tale’s a riot, it's not just a fluke, Just don’t get caught with your pickled loot! [Outro] Oh Harry and his singular cucumber, Now a legend known, it’ll never encumber. In every party, we’re raising a cheer, To Harry and his friend, let’s all persevere!
Tags
Funny Party Anthem, Upbeat Instrumentation, Edgy Humor dark adulty edgy humor
3:15
No
7/3/2025