Harry's Cucumber Capers

[Intro]  
Hey now, gather ‘round, it’s quite the tale,  
Of Harry and his friend who’s green and frail.  
A cucumber, you see, oh what a sight,  
Join the fun, we’re laughing tonight!  

[Verse 1]  
Harry thought he’d take a stroll one day,  
With his veggie buddy, come what may.  
But the cops didn't find it sublime,  
They took one look and shouted, "Hey, this ain't no thyme!"  

[Pre-Chorus]  
He said, “Officer, don’t make a fuss,  
It’s just my cucumber, it comes with trust!”  
But the flashing lights weren’t shining on a joke,  
Now Harry’s scared, and the cucumber’s broke!  

[Chorus]  
Oh Harry and his singular cucumber,  
Caught up in trouble, oh what a blunder!  
Laughing on a list, it's a party on the run,  
Singing edgy humor ‘bout a vegetable fun!  

[Verse 2]  
They searched his pockets, found more in there,  
A pickle jar hidden, a wild affair!  
"Is this contraband?" the officer mused,  
To think all this drama came from what's fused!  

[Pre-Chorus]  
Now, Harry’s friends can’t stop the tease,  
Made a meme of the moment with a side of cheese.  
"Don’t leave home without your prized gourds!"  
As laughter erupts, it feels like a hoard!  

[Chorus]  
Oh Harry and his singular cucumber,  
Caught up in trouble, oh what a blunder!  
Laughing on a list, it's a party on the run,  
Singing edgy humor ‘bout a vegetable fun!  

[Bridge]  
So if you ever think to roam,  
With your veggie sidekick, be careful at home.  
This tale’s a riot, it's not just a fluke,  
Just don’t get caught with your pickled loot!  

[Outro]  
Oh Harry and his singular cucumber,  
Now a legend known, it’ll never encumber.  
In every party, we’re raising a cheer,  
To Harry and his friend, let’s all persevere!  

Funny Party Anthem, Upbeat Instrumentation, Edgy Humor dark adulty edgy humor