Pirate on drugs

Verse 1)
There once was a pirate, wild and spry,
With a twitch in his eye and a laugh in his cry,
He found a strange powder in a portside den,
And nothing was ever quite normal again!
(Chorus)
Yo-ho-ho, he’s a whirlwind now,
Swabbing the deck with a runaway cow,
He’s racing the dolphins, he’s climbing the mast,
This pirate’s in motion, he’s moving too fast!
(Verse 2)
He painted the anchor, he polished the breeze,
He counted the barnacles—one, two, three!
He challenged the captain to a staring bout,
And mapped out the stars with a lobster’s snout!
(Chorus)
Yo-ho-ho, he’s a blur at sea,
The crew’s all ducking behind the lee,
He’s talking to seagulls, he’s rowing on land,
This pirate’s adventures are out of hand!
(Bridge)
He fixed the rigging with jellyfish glue,
Invented a cannon that shoots out stew,
He danced on the plank just to see if he could,
And tried to make friends with a piece of driftwood!
(Chorus)
Yo-ho-ho, what a sight to behold,
A legend of chaos on the oceans bold,
With a mind in a whirl and a ship off track,
No telling what’s next for this pirate’s act!
(Outro)
So sailors beware, when the night grows thin,
And you hear wild laughter on the rolling wind,
Remember the tale of the pirate unhinged—
For madness at sea is no way to begin!

Sea chanty, dubstep, with heavy drops and vicious fiddle, trap