[Verse 1] Bitches be like, “I’m fine” — then start a fight at 2AM Slashin’ tires in my driveway, callin’ it “a little vent” Said she’s “just out with her girls” — but shows up in his hoodie Then posts a quote about self-worth… yeah, girl, that’s real goody ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Snapchat tears and glitter eyes She’s the drama queen in heels disguised She broke my heart and my TV Then blamed it on anxiety ⸻ [Chorus] Bitches be like: “I ain’t crazy,” right before they light your truck Bitches be like: “I’m over it,” while they still stalk your stuff Bitches be like: “Don’t need no man,” then post sad memes all day It’s a hurricane in lipstick And I still miss the mayhem, hey! ⸻ [Verse 2] She said she’s vegan — took my steak Said it was “her cheat day break” Danced on bars, got kicked from Applebee’s Flashed the DJ, stole my keys She’s got that “Live Laugh Leave” tattoo Told the cops I hit her too She keyed my car with “U Deserve It” But damn, that girl’s still perfect ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] She cried while watchin’ Dateline Then texted her ex at the same time She’s batshit with a side of spice But God, that mess was paradise ⸻ [Chorus] Bitches be like: “I’m a queen,” right after the mugshot hit Bitches be like: “New me,” till she’s back with the dude she bit Bitches be like: “It’s his fault,” while she’s out burnin’ sage She’s a goddess on a warpath And I still text her every day… ⸻ [Bridge – Slow & Dirty Groove] Yeah she slashed my soul, but she looked real cute In those cutoffs and them muddy boots She took my sanity and pride But I still got her pics — (and damn, my hard drive cried) ⸻ [Final Chorus – Screamed & Sung Layers] Bitches be like: “I don’t chase,” but she outside my job Bitches be like: “I’m too healed,” then call me a cheating slob Bitches be like: “All men suck,” while in my bed again It’s a wild ride, but I’d take her back… With a helmet and three shots of gin ⸻ [Outro – Spoken/Snarl] Bitches be like… “Don’t flatter yourself.” Girl, you keyed every panel.

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