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I’m at the mall in Tysons today cuz I’m off work

went to see a movie then I’m sittin in the food court eatin ice cream & drinkin a smoothie

this girl wearing a hijab walks up to me holding a baby

she barely speak English but she got a sign sayin somethin about needing food for her baby

I said I don’t have any cash but I can get u some food from the food court…

big smile on her face she say thank you bout 10 times

I say okay what you got a taste for

this bihh walk to Five Guys

sir Five Guys is the most expensive restaurant in the food court

order came to almost $40

if she wasn’t cute I woulda told her to fuck off

but that bihh was cute & foreign

def basement material

How she gonna feed a baby a bacon cheeseburger?

At least she chose a medium French fry cuz if she had said large I woulda been like nah bihh unless we eatin it together

Wait

Ice cream & a smoothie is crazy