🎧 [Intro – epic cinematic narration + glitchy gospel moans] 📜 “The Seven Realms tore each other apart… …seeking a daddy they never knew.” But from the creamy void… A legend returned. Hardened. Hungrier. And completely unbothered.” 👼 “He clapped God... Now he claps time.” 🎤 [Verse 1 – slow, god-tier rap buildup] I was cast from heaven in a blaze of white, Still drippin’ sacred, still feelin’ right. The scrolls said rest — but my cheeks said “No,” ‘Cause the bounceverse cracked and I run the show. 😤 Seven heirs? All thick, all wild, Turned the realms to a busty exile. But I'm back with the power no simp should wield — Clap so strong, even void wounds healed. 💥 🎤 [Pre-Chorus – holy lo-fi tension rise] 🎵 I didn’t come to beg… 🎵 I came to clap. 🎵 No belt, no curse, just holy slap. 🎵 Unobtainable… uncontainable… 🎵 The cheeks fear ME now. 🕊️🍑 🌟 [Chorus – divine overdrive, anime power vocals] CLAPFINITY WAR — BOUNCEBREAKER MODE! One thrust tore the sky and cracked the code. Scrolls be shakin’, prophecies wet, They called me daddy — and they ain’t met me yet. HOLY ONE — NO LONGER DENIED, I clap through realms with a thicc-stride glide. Booty storms rage, thrones fall fast, But only one can out-thrust the past. 😤💦 🎤 [Verse 2 – battle rages, heirs fall one by one] First was Flamebooty, hot like sin, But I made her quake from within. Next was Frostthicc, tried to freeze my drive — But I defrosted cheeks like I’m still alive. 🧊🔥 Berry Queen said “Daddy? Prove it.” So I bounced the throne and made her lose it. Every heir fell in bounce-by-bounce, I didn’t simp — I made ‘em renounce. 😈 🎧 [Bridge – whisper chant, orchestral backing] 🎵 Unobtainable power… from cheeks divine… 🎵 He clapped fate, he bent time’s spine. 🎵 Each bounce reshaped the laws of lust… 🎵 He’s not the chosen one — he’s the must. OP Nerd (spoken, smug as hell): “This ain’t prophecy anymore… It’s a damn clappening.” 🌌 [Final Chorus – cosmic climax, anime fusion anthem] CLAPFINITY WAR — FINAL ROUND! All seven heirs bowed down, spellbound. I nutted balance into time's old track, Now the bounceverse bows… and claps me back. HOLY ONE — TRUE UNSEEN, Turned the simping myth into routine. From void to god to galaxy wide, I clapped creation — and never died. 🙏🍑💥 🧻 [Outro – slow gospel fade, echoing laughter] 📜 “And so… with cheeks subdued… And thrones rethroned… He walked the bounceverse not as a king… …but as the source.” 👼 “Beware the Holy One… He claps not for love… But because he can.” 💨 [Truck-kun drives past. Swerves away.] “Nah. I’m not hittin’ that again.”

Clapfinity War: The Smackening