Merry Merry Christmas (Spoil Me Father)

[Intro]
Hahaha — Merry Christmas… to me, of course.

[Verse 1]
Santa, come down my chimney,
Oh Father, you don’t know what I’d do for Louis V.
Let’s make a movie for my fans — watch the numbers go ka-ching!
Making money moves while the sleigh bells ring.
Santa, arching my back, pushing back,
I’m the reason they call you Santa Claws, nails down your back.
You don’t need to make no more house-calls —
Mince pie, glass of Cristal, I’ll handle it all.
Santa rises — no pills needed,
He’s staying here till the wish list’s completed.

[Pre-Chorus]
Jingle my bells, don’t be shy,
Wrap me up in ribbon, let’s fly.
I’ve been bad — but that’s your kink,
Check your list and pour that drink.

[Chorus]
It’s a Merry, Merry Christmas,
Spoil me Father Christmas — I can call you Daddy.
It’s a Merry, Merry Christmas,
Spoil me Father Christmas — I can call you Daddy.
Merry Christmas to one and all,
You say gifts, I say yes and more!


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[Verse 2]
Now Santa, there’s no budget, there’s no cost —
Get them elves on the shelves of Gucci and gloss.
Tiffany, Chanel, Valentino too,
Christian Dior — I’m counting on you.
There’s more to Christmas than turkey and tinsel,
Tacky lights and cold nights — that’s simple.
I want cheques, I want receipts,
Designer dreams stacked under my tree.
A Bentley on the drive — make that five,
Santa, empty that sack — deep-dive!

[Pre-Chorus]
Jingle my bells, don’t be shy,
Wrap me up in ribbon, let’s fly.
I’ve been bad — but that’s your kink,
Check your list and pour that drink.

[Chorus]
It’s a Merry, Merry Christmas,
Spoil me Father Christmas — I can call you Daddy.
It’s a Merry, Merry Christmas,
Spoil me Father Christmas — I can call you Daddy.
Merry Christmas to one and all,
You say gifts, I say yes and more!


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[Bridge]
Snowflakes fallin’, diamonds gleamin’,
Credit cards hummin’, sleigh bells screamin’.
You bring the sleigh, I’ll bring the tease,
Meet me under the mistletoe — please.

[Pre-Chorus]
Jingle my bells, don’t be shy,
Wrap me up in ribbon, let’s fly.
I’ve been bad — but that’s your kink,
Check your list and pour that drink.

[Final Chorus]
It’s a Merry, Merry Christmas,
Spoil me Father Christmas — I can call you Daddy.
It’s a Merry, Merry Christmas,
Spoil me Father Christmas — I can call you Daddy.
Merry Christmas to one and all,
You say gifts, I say yes and more!

[Outro]
Hahaha — another year, another receipt.
Merry Christmas… to me.

Sultry holiday hip-hop, 2000s Lil Kim-style flow, slow bass, sleigh bells, playful luxury vibe, seductive Christmas groo