🎧 [Intro – dark synth + anime narrator] 📜 “It was written… That the Holy One would clap cheeks across seven realms… But fate… has sealed his strength. The prophecy is silenced… ...and the cheeks remain... …unclapped. 💔🍑 🎙️ Last time on OP Nerd: After getting robbed by bouncing bandits in the Desert of Double Cheeks, Our Holy Hero stormed the Kingdom of Bounce to reclaim his loot… But instead, they clapped back with a curse. Now he's belted, blueballed, and dangerously loaded. --- 🎤 [Verse 1 – explosive J-rock burst] 🔥 I kicked in the gates with a sacred moan, Waifu blade drawn, snacks overthrown. Said, “I came to clap for world peace,” But the Queen said, “Nah,” and snatched my piece. 😤 👑 They forged a belt from anti-simp stone, Strapped it on tight, left me alone. Now I’m pacing halls with my balls on fire, And the prophecy’s stuck in a chastity mire. --- 🎤 [Pre-Chorus – rising holy fury] 🎵 The scrolls said “Clap across space and time,” Now I just twitch to a lo-fi chime. I see the bounce, I feel the quake, But this damn belt just won’t let me break! --- 🌟 [Chorus – prophecy shattering power chant] UNLOAD ★ BREAK — THE PROPHECY’S JAMMED! Thighland's crumbling, the booty's damned. Scrolls once glowed when I blessed a nun, Now I can’t even nut in Dimension One. 🙃 HOLY ONE — CURSED BY CHEEKS, Can’t cast “Thicc Blast,” been down for weeks. Meant to bust and bless the land, But now I’m just jerkin’… with my other hand. 🥲 --- 🎤 [Verse 2 – unholy buildup] ⚔️ I didn’t simp my way through slime and bone, To be locked up by a belt and left alone. The titty priestess weeps at dawn, Says, “The Holy One’s juice… is gone.” 💀 👀 Even the nuns pray for my leak, But the sacred strap won't let me peak. Twerk too close and I might combust, This meat’s a bomb — I was born to bust! 💣 --- 🎧 [Bridge – anime glitch chant + sad sax] Whispers: “They sealed the Simp King… prophecy stalled… Seven Realms thick… yet none get balled…” 🎵 They twerked and teased, I watched in pain, This belt’s the true final boss campaign. 🎵 I trained to clap, I trained to serve, But now I just twitch when the booties swerve. --- 🌟 [Final Chorus – anime opening energy unleashed] UNLOAD ★ BREAK — LEGENDARY PAIN! One false thrust and I’ll drown the plains. Scrolls unravel, fate’s gone rogue, I nutted in dreams and broke the code. 💦 HOLY ONE — FINAL LOAD MODE, Blessed with cheeks that could crush a toad. Twerk too close, I’ll detonate fate, Seven Realms wet — time to lubricate. 💀💖 --- 🧻 [Outro – narrator over orchestral moans and rising dramatic strings] 📜 “Thus the prophecy holds its breath… Awaiting the day the chastity seal shall shatter… When thighs tremble… and kingdoms quake… And the Holy One shall unleash… his Sacred Load.” 🎙️ Next time on OP Nerd: Will the belt finally break? Will the cheeks finally clap? Or will Thighland drown... in eternal blueballs? 💥💦

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