Pity Party for One

[Verse 1]
Bought a cake for myself
Plastic fork
Paper crown tilted
Phone face down on the shelf
All my group chats gone quiet
Blue balloons on the floor
Streaming shows that I don't watch
Talking back to the door
Like it's you when the lock pops
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
I RSVP'd to this
In my head
On my own guest list
If I'm gonna feel like this
Might as well make it cinematic (oh)
[Chorus]
Welcome to my pity party for one
Sad little king in a kingdom of crumbs
Dancing with my shadow till the morning comes
Yeah
I'm the host and I'm the only one
Spilling my heart on the living room rug
Laughing while I'm crying
Calling it fun
Welcome to my pity party for one
Pity party for one (yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2]
Two A.M
Kitchen light
Half-warm beer on the counter
I keep scrolling my life
Like a stranger
Like a downer
Tried to text
Then delete
Every word feels like begging
So I talk to the sink
'Bout the plans that we're canceling
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
I RSVP'd to this
Sad confetti in my fists
If I'm gonna break like this
I'ma give my breakdown a remix (hey)
[Chorus]
Welcome to my pity party for one
Sad little king in a kingdom of crumbs
Dancing with my shadow till the morning comes
Yeah
I'm the host and I'm the only one
Spilling my heart on the living room rug
Laughing while I'm crying
Calling it fun
Welcome to my pity party for one
Pity party for one (oh-oh)
[Bridge]
Maybe next year I'll invite
Someone who stays through the night
Till then it's just me and these lights
And this one-man
One-man overtime
[Chorus]
Welcome to my pity party for one
Sad little king in a kingdom of crumbs
Dancing with my shadow till the morning comes
Yeah
I'm the host and I'm the only one
Spilling my heart on the living room rug
Laughing while I'm crying
Calling it fun
Welcome to my pity party for one
Pity party for one

pop, Shimmering future bass with bright detuned synths, filtered pads, and snappy drums; male vocals upfront, slightly processed with airy doubles. Verses stay sparse with plucky chords and tight rhythm, pre-chorus lifts with rising pads and rhythmic vocal chops, chorus drops into wide sidechained synth swells and a heavy yet playful low end. Occasional falsetto ad-libs and stacked harmonies on the hook for that glossy pop payoff.