Things I won’t stop quoting: Such disrespect Allegedly! Allegedly? I’ve done crazier things for love… crazier than abduction and imprisonment?! Maybe…. I neeed you! My arrogance is no greater than yours little cherubim. Your all alone here I got the cheese. I got the cheddar. What would you do for a Klondike bar? I look at myself in the mirror and I go *throws up* a-roar What if I just nit nit bit in your ear You bag of chicken You chicken nugget Maaamaaaa Jesus loves you, but I don’t No mA’am “Dune singing” You’re-you’re traumatized 5,000 ranches Amen brother Clark Mom is here! Ho ho freaking ho! When I have my next surgery and get another cow valve. I will be 50% cow. I’ll be an actual cowgirl 😂 “I know the rules! You can’t do that! I know the rules!” That’s why you have no boyfriend Took my intern only 20 minutes What’s in the box? PAIN! Your cheese is like, minoring in astrology Bc her parents paid for her degree. F1 las Vegas Cheese chat “Did you hear that lady? She asked if there were lions in this habitat? (Standing at meerkat habitat) “We wouldn’t be standing in this close if there are lions in there.” Peace out Boy Scout Hey. You forgot your cupcakes…come back. (Monotone) I like helping people PEEOOonyyy and basils (peony) “How do you eat your strawberries?” You’re a dinger Apple? No, thank you. But it’s good! Oh. Okay. *walks in clearance section at a Walmart* “Is ThAt aN UrN!? ⚱️ *looking at a cocktail shaker* Anxiety, much more scarier than yours! (Agony, much more painful than yours) I’m going to cry… Please don’t, I don’t have flood insurance. I don’t want to get fingerprinted. I can’t commit crimes anymore. You still can, it will just be easier for the government to find you. The most dramatic unnecessarilllllly infused soundtrack “Do you want to be dragged? Do you want to get up? Do you want to get Andy’s? Do you want to be dragged?” (Asked nicely as if asking a 2 year old) “Womp womp” Weewoos Oh look! A Coffin dodger! *walks up. Pause. Eye contact.* Signs! I’m going to riot Thank you. Your welcoooome Dude! Who is Māmā and Pāpā? That’s Mama and Papas room!! Oooo a sneeze! How did you do that! Idk. I just looked at the sun. *gasp* Hangers!!! He’s supposed to be cute? Mommy? Papi? Only you can prevent forest fires Your beautiful… Awww thank you! …On the inside “KING JALIAN!!!” (High pitched voice) Nothing beats a jet2 holiday!