I LOVE KOREA

I love Korea! Even though your name sounds like gonorrhea 

Oh now I’m in Korea at the farmers market, 
Hey how much for this fish 

“맙소사, 또 멍청한 미국인이네”

What the fuck does that even mean? 
Here’s 42 Korean dollars 

I’m preparing the fish, its now on a dish,
I’m eating the fish

I’m in South Korea eating a fish but now I have diarrhea, damn it I should’ve knew to not get fish at a farmers market here

I could’ve just got take-out 

Oh look a Chinese restaurant! I’m eating this Chinese food but then I looked at the… 
ingredients… it says dog!? Now I feel so sick

But I love Korea even though the name sounds like gonorrhea meanwhile I have diarrhea 

Korea Korea 
Why do you give me a stomach-ache Korea? 

I’m about to head to North Korea instead, maybe they will not serve me a damn dog

I wonder if North Korea has any Chinese food

Now I’m reading the news here in Korea, but then I see a guy named Garcia starting up a flower shop while listening to k-pop moving around his mop 

I go up to him and say… hey man how is it going but then he says

“맙소사, 또 멍청한 미국인이네”

Again, what the fuck does that mean?

I go back to reading the news but then a Korean  lady sits next to me and I ask, hey baby how’s it going? 

She looks at me and says…

“멍청한 미국인, 너는 집으로 돌아가야 해”

Does no one here speak English!? 

I’m now traveling to North Korea 
I get to the border and get greeted by a North Korean soldier and he says 그를 감금하다!!

rap