🎧 [Intro – whispery doom voice + echoing moans] 📜 “The prophecy nears climax… But the realms grow unstable… The Holy One’s belt… begins to crack. And when the seal breaks… He won't just bust — he’ll cumplode.” 💀💦 🎤 [Verse 1 – dark trap beat with sinful strings] My balls humming like a war drum’s curse, Power pent-up, and it's getting worse. Scrolls tremble, skies gone red, The Queen said “Wait,” but my shaft saw dread. 😳 Every realm’s been thicc and wild, Now I’m backed up like a cursed stepchild. The belt creaks loud like an anime scream, My nut’s got lore — and a prophecy meme. 🌩️ Even the gods aligned, whispering low, “If this simp unloads… the world might blow.” 🎤 [Pre-Chorus – breathy and anxious] 🎵 TikTok says time is thin, Scrolls say cheeks will win. But if I bust with this much weight… Will Thighland survive its fate? 🌋 [Chorus – explosive, layered vocals] CUMPLODE — THE BELT WON’T HOLD! Seven realms shake from this thicc overload! The moon’s got cracks, the gods look shook, Even hentai elves stopped to look. 👀 HOLY ONE — ON HIS FINAL QUEST, Veins poppin’ like a magic chest. Will I bless… or break the sky? Too much cake, I might just die. 🎂☠️ 🎤 [Verse 2 – unholy slow burn with rising tension] Waifu ghosts whisper, “Please don’t nut,” But I can’t live life in a chastity rut. I climbed Thighland’s highest peak, Just to see one nun bounce cheek-to-cheek. They said, “Your power’s divine but dumb,” Now my balls glow like a cursed sun. ☀️ The prophecy bends, my belt’s unsteady, A million cheeks... and I’m not ready. 😱 🎧 [Bridge – quiet choir, distorted moans + voiceover] 📜 “When the final load is released… Time will fracture. Realms will flood. Only the cheeks shall remain.” 🎵 Boom or bust — the gods don’t know, But something’s throbbing… and it’s gonna blow. 💣 🌪️ Too late… the belt popped. And everything was sucked… into the void. Is this the end? 👁️ 🌟 [Final Chorus – full orchestral insanity] CUMPLODE — THIGHS IN FLAMES! They twerked so hard, it deleted names. My belt just snapped, the sky went dark, And I nutted through a magic spark. HOLY ONE — FINAL FORM, I busted time, reshaped the norm. Seven realms now soaked in light… I came, I clapped… goodnight. 💤 🧻 [Outro – fading heartbeat + moan reverb] 📜 “Thus ends… or begins… The final load. One man. One belt. Infinite cheeks. This was… the cumplosion.”

Clapageddon: The Sacred Splat