[Verse 1]
First run
Toes gone numb
Looking cute
Legs so dumb
Rental guy said "you'll be fine"
Now I'm praying to the lift line
Sliding sideways
Almost crash
Mascara mixed with snowy lash
Friends all flying like they trained
I'm just trying not to sprain
[Chorus]
Shitty tight ski boots
But I still look kinda cute
Sliding down
Almost die (almost die)
Screaming on this icy ride (ooh)
Shitty tight ski boots
Why they squeeze me like a fruit
If I'm going out tonight
At least my outfit's right
[Verse 2]
Instructor says
"bend your knees"
Girl
I can't
I lost my feet
Every turn's a tiny war
I paid money to be sore?
TikTok on the chairlift seat
Film my fall
Loop the defeat
Post it with a little gloss
Caption: "natural snowboard boss" (yeah right)
[Chorus]
Shitty tight ski boots
But I still look kinda cute
Sliding down
Almost die (almost die)
Screaming on this icy ride (hey!)
Shitty tight ski boots
Why they squeeze me like a fruit
If I'm going out tonight
At least my outfit's right
[Bridge]
Why's the hot guy on the black run?
Why's my heel stuck
This is not fun
Why's my snack three miles away?
Why'd I choose this for a holiday?
[Chorus]
Shitty tight ski boots
But I still look kinda cute
Sliding down
Almost die (almost die)
Screaming on this icy ride
Shitty tight ski boots
Catch me limping to the après troupe
If I'm going out tonight
At least my outfit's right (so right)