Drink My Fucking I.P.A!

Try my IPA my friend
it's made with floral hops
it's better than my last one
when the carbonation flopped
they call me Amadeus
of the beer community
started in a basement
in 1983
been brewing complex ales
lagers....porters....stouts
some beers they taste
like butterscotch
I'll usually throw them out

I like the higher I.B.U's
and use the special hops
Columbus, Magnum
Nugget, Warrior
Two Hundreds
where I stop
 
Perhaps I'll brew a barleywine
with a twenty ABV
you can age it in your cellar
and see what it can be

Some say that beer
can be much more
than water malt and hops
and brew a drink that's gluten free
that nonsense need to stop!

I fancy myself
the Steve Jobs
of micro brewing fame
and everyone in Oregon State
knows my fucking name

just drink my fucking I.P.A
appreciate my craft
make these fine beers famous
or I will kick your ass

This Elon Musk
of micro beer
there is nobody wiser
so drink my beer
and make me rich
so I can sell out
to
Budweiser!

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