"The Wibble-Wobble Song"

There once was a cat from Peru,
Who painted his tail bright blue.
He danced in the rain,
On a runaway train,
And juggled a shoe and a stew!
Oh, wibble and wobble, he goes,
With socks on his feet and his nose!
He flips and he spins,
While wearing fake chins—
The silliest cat, heaven knows!
A goat took a trip to the moon,
He packed up a fork and a spoon.
He chewed on a star,
While driving a car,
And sang a strange goat-y tune!
Oh, wibble and wobble, he goes,
With socks on his feet and his nose!
He flips and he spins,
While wearing fake chins—
The silliest goat, heaven knows!
A duck and a cow played chess,
While wearing a polka-dot dress.
The cow made a move,
Did a jig to the groove,
And left the whole barn in a mess!
Oh, wibble and wobble, they go,
With socks on their feet and their nose!
They flip and they spin,
While wearing fake chins—
The silliest crew in the show!

Rustic Bluegrass with Banjo, Fiddle, and Foot-Tapping Rhythm