"The Wibble-Wobble Song"

There once was a cat from Peru,

Who painted his tail bright blue.

He danced in the rain,

On a runaway train,

And juggled a shoe and a stew!

Oh, wibble and wobble, he goes,

With socks on his feet and his nose!

He flips and he spins,

While wearing fake chins—

The silliest cat, heaven knows!

A goat took a trip to the moon,

He packed up a fork and a spoon.

He chewed on a star,

While driving a car,

And sang a strange goat-y tune!

Oh, wibble and wobble, he goes,

With socks on his feet and his nose!

He flips and he spins,

While wearing fake chins—

The silliest goat, heaven knows!

A duck and a cow played chess,

While wearing a polka-dot dress.

The cow made a move,

Did a jig to the groove,

And left the whole barn in a mess!

Oh, wibble and wobble, they go,

With socks on their feet and their nose!

They flip and they spin,

While wearing fake chins—

The silliest crew in the show!